Toast – We don’t need no stinking toast.
The girl has decided that toast is not to be eaten. Toast is simply a carbohydrate based delivery mechanism. It is there to get the jam or cream cheese or marmite off your plate and into your mouth. The desired topping can be sucked off the toast and the refuse tossed to the waiting dog. Cream cheese is also very good for getting on the end of your finger and then applying to your hair or ear.