Toothpaste of the Month April 2007
Monkey Brand Black Toothpowder.
Close your eyes and imagine this. Charcoal, ground to a fine powder. Vicks Vapor Rub, in all it’s eye watering, nasal clearing goodness. Now imagine these two things together, in your mouth!
Monkey Brand Black Toothpowder – April 2007s Toothpaste of the Month.
Sure, at first imagining, Charcoal plus Vicks Vapor Rub may not sound too appetizing; and I will admit that it is an acquired taste. Once you have acquired the taste though, and the ability to stomach the gritty, dry, gagging texture, you have a toothpaste that gets your mouth clean like no other. It is a bit like sandblasting the gunk off your teeth. They are really squeaky clean after the rinse. And believe it or not, it is both a whitening toothpaste and an Ayurvedic Medicine! Oh Monkey Brand has it’s down side, the spatter of black dried spit that coats the sink and walls, the aforementioned texture and the container that is strangely hard to open. Don’t let that deter you though, sweep those negatives aside. Join the Monkey Crew and get your teeth clean in a way you never imagined before.
Monkey Brand Black Toothpowder - April 2007s Toothpaste of the Month
posted by bunnyboy at 5:04 PM
4 Comments:
I lived in Abu Dhabi several years ago and bought some of this stuff, and it was so horrible I thought there was some kind of mistake in the labeling. I could have sworn that it was some kind of industrial cleaner. I couldn't believe it was actually designed to be put in a human mouth.
8:14 PM
Yes the monkey can be quite a shock when you first try it. I will admit, I was taken aback. But if you really want to try industrial cleaner stylee, give the eagle brand a try, or a bit brushfull of Vicco Powder. Yikes!
4:51 PM
oh sweet lord i need to find this at some local market. looks a little obscure to find on the interwebs.
12:13 PM
Did you know, the realy way to use this product is with your finger? Thats the key trick they dobt mention anywhere on the tin. You get the same effect of a squeaky clean mouth with less of the mess. Also you keep ypur tongue back as much as possible to avoid the gritty taste/texture. Dip a wet finger into the black powder and brush over your teeth, using the same action as you would with a normal toothbrush. This product works amazingly well.
6:55 AM
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